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He was adopted, so there’s that. Not sure if the last name is the name of his adoptive parents or not, I haven’t paid enough attention to those details.

This is their standard reply to ANY publicized shooting, right off the bat-no matter what information has been released. They must subscribe to Mein Dipshit’s mantra of “if you say it enough it becomes the truth”

I gave it up after they started mixing the ‘taters with the gravy.

You know, I realized that after I posted it. I guess you can say I’m going with the trend on doubling down on my errors ;)

You forgot two:

Ah, the “Upstate NY Slalom”...swerving to hit so many potholes you look like you are stinking drunk.

Congrats!!!! That’s a lot of hard work, and I’m so happy for you!!

Besides the fact that these idiots were a bunch of racist morons, they broke every retail rule in this situation. If your staff does something INCREDIBLY STUPID and especially INCREDIBLY RACIST, you do everything you can to make it right, on the spot-including an ass load of discounts, gift cards and your full name,

That “USA” chant creeps me the hell out...especially hearing it in the House. It sent a chill down my spine, and not one of national pride.

My seething rage started the minute that sentient tub of orange jello started clapping INTO THE DAMN MICROPHONE.

What, no extended Freebird (ala Kingsman)?

Annnnnd this is why mine was taken promptly away from me at 14. My mother saw this and went NUTS. She took my tape, stomped it and tore up the cover.

They need to quit mixing sports with his over the top, country music style, ford truck driving, flag-waving, ‘Murcia!, Fuck-Yeah!, faux patriotism.

Our topics will be “no, it’s not just YOUR taxes paying for that”, “Welfare is cash assistance, not SNAP”, and “Yes, really: white Americans receive the most governmental assistance.”

I’ve come to learn that education has not a damn thing to do with intelligence. Its about what you allow yourself to experience and how you choose to learn. I’m curious, I like to learn about other people and other cultures. How on earth can you understand or empathize with someone if you don’t know their story, or

Ah, nothing like an uninformed yet strongly held opinion.

People have ZERO clue how immigration works. It’s not like one person immigrates to the U.S. and immediately brings over the entire family. When my partner and his parents immigrated it took years for his dad to get his grandparents over. They had to enter a lottery just to go through the security background checks,

I loved it too...there are...several of us, SEVERAL!

Yeah, imagine waiting 15 years for a new Star Wars film and having it be...Episode I.

Oh gee. TLJ must have been SUCH a disappointment for them. How can they stand it? Quick, let’s send care packages of tissues and stuffed Jar Jar toys to comfort them.

I was eight when I saw Empire with my mom and grandmother. I was so freaked out by the Vader/Luke reveal I said my first swear word and got smacked for it.