I have a longer version of this-longer on top with the sides and back shaved.

I bet he uses the spray on stuff. Like, the real cheap crap. Similar to the tanning product he uses for that orange...erm...tinge? on his skin.

You know, if he sees this, it’s going to be the official Presidential portrait.

If the “fleg” wasn’t enough of a turnoff, the fact that he couldn’t either:

As another member of the heavy bag club...sneaking snacks into the movies just won’t be the same.

I don’t think he ever made it past paste eating. Reading might be a stretch for that guy.

That was the first thought I had when I saw his response to the Barcelona attack. He couldn’t respond fast enough to an attack by presumed ISIS terrorists on foreign soil but can’t say fuck all when a domestic terrorist (at least the obviously white, Christian and right-leaning ones) commits murder on our own soil?

Welp, what are the odds that more than 20 Republicians will have the stones to back this? I’m even being wildly optimistic with 20.

This needs to occupy an entire wall in my home.

We are already entangled in a passionate affair. It’s hot, steamy, and cheesy-just like a bad romance novel :P. Lol

Normally in this type of situation I totally would be downing a bottle of Banty Red or enjoying some Makers Mark over ice, but I’ve developed an allergy to alcohol.

OMG, we all need one so bad right now. Happy I could help :)

Hey! How did you get video of me watching Trump’s news conferences?

I feel you. I also spent the majority of my childhood in a small town in a rural county about 30 minutes outside of Syracuse. The amount of abject and outward racism always managed to still shock me. It’s depressing.

The areas surrounding Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo, Binghamton and Watertown are very rural, poor and vote republician reliantly. If you look at a map of NY State, it is largely red with small blue seas representing these cities. This is how you can explain the fact that we have douche canoe so like Chris Collins…

Have you ever known the Orange Orator (Ha!) to have a coherent thought? Or, for that matter, be able to express a series of thoughts that are in anyway, shape, or form related? He’s way to easily distracted by jingling keys, shiny things, butterflies, bright lights, TV’s, etc.  

Yes!! So many flags up here, displayed by idiots with no trace of irony or no knowledge of history. My mom’s family is southern. The flag was never an issue when I was a kid in Eastern Tennessee. My grandfather always said only idiots would fly it. Living in upstate NY now, I see it all the damn time and it is…