I had this happen! Then it turned out that Chlamydia sometimes shows up as a single, big thing like that. So um. Get checked for Chlamydia?

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

It was going to be a no-win situation anyways with the native Americans and magical America. Don’t bring them up, and you’re erasing them. Draw upon native traditions, and you’re appropriating them. Make some shit up entirely, and you’re caricaturing them.