Sounds like you want an inexpensive car with all the expensive stuff in it.  Don't go to Walmart looking for a suit tailored at Neiman-Marcus

Very much a Hockey painting

Is your name Chet?  Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire . . .

Come to think of it, “Road Salt” would be a good name for a band.

A watch is a combination of function, fashion, and craftsmanship. Kind of like a car

My 1995 Ford F150 XLT in min condition ( bought from my 81 year old neighbor who babied it for 22 years) is pretty damn sweet.  I smile every time I climb in "Big Red".

It is the fucking truth

Rankings like this are not really all that valuable. How an airport ranks is completely dependent on how much weight the person doing the ranking gives each of the variables. So if the importance use stress on food availability is greater than the importance that they stress on food availability, but the importance…

“You’d have to be hungry like the wolf to eat that stuff," said Durian Durian

The car is possessed by Satan

Every one of these players are among the best 500 in the world at what the do.  Are you among the best 500 writers in the world?

Thunderbird.  

Even Duke fans dislike Austin Rivers.  Our nickname for him is ARPF (Austin Rivers Punchable Face)

Kaepernick is protesting the shooting of innocent unarmed African Americans.  So I suppose we can assume that the Texas Farm Bureau is in favor of the shooting of innocent unarmed African-Americans.

Well, the great country singer Guy Clark said it best.

I just bought a 1995 Ford F-150 pickup truck from my 78 your old next door neighbor. He had it since it was brand new. Fire engine red and shiny enough to hurt your eyes if you look at it on a sunny day. 225k and it purrs like a kitten. Well maybe more like a lion. Well maybe more like a lion with laryngitis who’s…

Maybe hoping doesn't count as beating.  "Hey, I'm not a wife beater, I'm a wife choker".  See - fake news!

He beat them with a club after they stripped.  Semantics ya'll

Racist fans from racist state applaud racist.  In other news, water remains wet, fire remains hot, and the Redskins ate still misnamed

Tuition, room and board for an in-state student at UNC-Charlotte total less than $22k, no where near the $40k quoted in the article