He won’t tell the public because he already disclosed everything during an auditing session.

I took your word for it. I watched the video. It cost me nothing. I still want my money back.

Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

In fairness, this is ESPN drug analyst Cris Carter’s area of expertise.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

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At least it settles the debate.

This asshole just called Riley Cooper elite unironically and got 14 other idiots to like his comment. What a time to be alive.

The good news is he’ll have another crack at it in 2016 AND he’ll have a top five draft pick to deploy.
Of course, Trent Baalke will inevitably use it to trade down to five sixth round draft picks, which he’ll roll into two fourth round picks for 2018, which he’ll then use to draft two long snappers (one with a torn…

I believe that’s “puşşy.”

One of these men is a high-ranking member of a despicable organization that ruins people’s lives, steals their money, and treats their employees like subhuman scum. The other is Tom Cruise.

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Authentic to real life? No. Authentic to the story it’s based off of? Absolutely.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.