New for 2020:

There is only one beast of the streets that prowls with bared teeth that all prey should be truly fearful of.

“moles”? You mean the fog lights? I thought those were meant to look like dimples right above a wide, goofy grin.

Holy shit, you’re one to talk you uncultured inbred hillbilly. SUV? Jesus weeps at your ignorance. Now, pull your dick out of your sister, and thumb out of our moms ass, and listen up. This is obviously a Swedish Utility Crossover; i.e. V70 R(eally) SUX.

Going to miss your writing around here. Among other things, I really looked forward to the Mid-Week Meditations.

This looks like what the last gen Monte Carlo wanted to look like.

It seems like this should be the first of many projects in a Myst:IRL series.

Had this one as my wallpaper for a little while. Took this just up a bit from Devil’s Playground during the 2007 PPIHC.

I’m gonna go ahead and agree with you; you are weird.

Same thing happened to me. Fought with the damn thing trying to pull the lid off to pack it. Lid snapped back into place perfectly fine with a follow-up tug to ensure it was on securely. Damn thing blew off and out the back of the truck within two miles of leaving the house. I don’t know what it is about trucks that…

The obvious solution to the light-or-dark dilemma is to just buy and cook a Cornish hen a pint of ice-cream and eat the whole thing.

I like how some people don’t understand that not all user names are ironic.

Shouldn’t it though? I mean, not as an excuse to the behavior (eff that, they know what they’re doing), but a verifiable legit reason for immediate long-term institutionalization...really really really long-term institutionalization.

Take another look at that picture. He actually has everything roped and secured. Granted, if the rope snaps there’s going to be a problem, but the same can be said of most large loads of awkwardly shaped materials loaded into an open-air truck bed. This really isn’t the public safety hazard they’re making it out to…

You’d think that, but considering your bed is longer than his truck, it’d be closer than you think. And you wouldn’t get pulled over by the cops.

We don’t need him, but $kay wants him...for stuff.

Looks like I got here too early for $kaycog’s response. Guess this lovely gentleman and I will go back to doing our MadLibs while we wait.

FYI:

Um, no. Only the lady nipples are so excessively wretched and vile as to not be looked upon by decent human beings because...reasons?

That lost their Escort because they couldn’t Focus while riding Mustangs to an inter-Continental Festiva-l and threw a low-key Fiesta instead.