“If discuss throwers were throwing them at each other, then it would be a sport”

Let’s compromise...

“It appears as if Adkins was trying not to die”

Because according to him, there is no such thing as an accident where only one person is the biker isn’t at fault.

I think, according to vegan law, it depends on whether or not they are an organ donor.

Once received a call from a guy trying to get a taxi (our number at the time was one digit off from the cab companies). When I told him he had miss-dialed, he responded quite angrily with “I didn’t call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone!”

OMG if I had that, I’d reverse-print the “Hello Kitty” on the hood and then go Jag stalking.

Let alone build them...

“fluid all over the damn place. I recognize that from getting t-boned, pulling my driveshaft out.”

At first glance, I thought (and was hoping) this was going to be a Rise of the Dragon remake.

Yes to all of this. I mean, seriously, I just want to do the job you have an opening for...don’t be a dick. And if this is how you choose who works here, then I don’t.

Came to make sure these were represented.