In any regular pub match at home, that would be your cue to get up and go grab some refreshment while waiting to queue for the next game

it’s weird how the other person could be snarky in his comment but when you share useful information in a snarky manner, people go real personal on you.

would this trick work on an Ferrari LaFerrari? Silly me locked the keys inside....

if elaborate creepypasta, well done! If this person has researched grim history from the late 90's and made a creepypasta tale (wich is told trough the finding and exploration of the game)
found footage? found code.

Fuck you Phil Fish.

kinda suprised you couldn’t get any scripts working :S

After several matches with leblancs moving their clone in specific manners i got really curiuos as to how easy it was to get cheating.

after 10 minutes my gankplank was auto parleying the last hit on minions, remove scurvy at the best point every time. after about…

I’ve gone 2:30 before. These guys should get an achievment.
awesome story!

everyone be like “the world will stop turning if i do something else” than go for a walk.

You probably don’t give a shit about what i’m gonna say (from reading what you wrote) but everything you said hits fucking home. Had a good laugh reading this one.

i know this sounds super dumb but try maxing everything! I too had shitty framerates, said “fuck it, if its gonna play like shit i can at least make it as pretty as it can get.”
maxed out my framerate is at 60 and rarely dips and no added input lag.

laptop with 980m nvidia

“relying on the most fun mechanic of all time: randomness.”

then you cant play platformers because you mainly jump, not play FPS games because you mainly shoot.

you cannot play driving games because you mainly brake and accelerate.

or you see the bigger picture instead of blindly being negative.

a psp can play mp3's and games at the same time. 333 mhz.
do you really mean that a music loop playing was the reason for the slow system?

also, speaking of playstations, the bootsound on the slim ps3 was the worst :(

you were the one negative towards the design to begin with.

i heard you can charge it with any battery pack :S

aaargh, why are you playing the game then cheat?
yeah, money.

i find a rubber band and a computer program to be very different things but thats just me.

bad article is bad

the global collective cares as we want what others have too.

EDIT:
also, you just joined us by commenting. you could not shut up about others either.

one of us, one of us.

i bet you yell wolf alot