But seriously, I hope our prez’s act today doesn’t inflame the matter too much.

Who? In other news, behold a kitten sitting on a laptop:

I want to say there have been a few, but your point remains. I can’t believe it’s taken this long.

Seriously. Print up some “U Bum” shirts. Donate 75% of proceeds to hurricane/earthquake relief. I’d buy the hell out of ‘em.

Category 5 for King Cheeto being roughly 6 words per minute.

One downside to moon roofs is that I can no longer punch the roof of my car in a rage on a la Gale in Raising Arizona

Can’t rain all the time!

He always does top notch work with the Coens.

Barton Fink.

I just chalked that up him pouting. But to be honest, I think he really only ‘cares’ about anything to the degree he perceives it reflects on him.

Uh-Oh. Tweetstorm a brewin’. King Cheeto be like:

Laugh to keep from crying?

Lord no. His dick is clearly itty-bitty.

Careful everyone. It seems that getting a chuckle out of our prez getting bested in this insult war means we officially support North Korea. Pub-lee-cans are mad.

Well, she starts of strong. “Don’t be twats” is just universally advisable, regardless of context.

Andrew Ridgeley has a name, galldurnit!

Voluntary lobotomy would be my guess.

Sweet, sweet diplomacy...

God, what an unrelenting fuckstain. Can’t wait til history gets to work and he is remembered forever as the most pathetic individual to hold office.