Howliday Inn
I really hope today's generation of ten-year-olds are still reading the Bunnicula books (at least the first two).

Mystery Pie
I don't know what that was, but it was not pecan pie. It looked like grey pudding with pecans on top. I even wondered if they were trying to suggest that the pie had gone bad and was rotting as Sookie ate it. But I'm guessing it's just that real pecan pie just wouldn't hold up under set-lighting…

Lettuce
If I'm not mistaken, the "head of lettuce" comment was a reference to drag queen Hedda Lettuce, who was also a somewhat difficult client.

No, the real question is how many churches own McCain at this point…

Stella!!!
Getting the "STELLLLAAAAA!" would require that your contests actually have a range of cultural knowledge that includes fourth-season Simpson's episodes. That, or the actual Tennessee Williams original (which seems even less likely to me).

Shark! Shark!
My favorite competitive eating game has to be Shark! Shark! for the Intellivision.

Joyless?
I just finished most of Season One in a two-day marathon and have been following the first steps of this season so far. And I do enjoy and appreciate it (and am hooked).

I love the Homicide: Life on the Street Complete Series packaging — a little file cabinet with file tab inserts to mark what season is in what case. It's novelty packaging, but you still get good, solid regular multi-disc DVD cases inside, so you you don't have to fiddle around with scratching your disc on some…

I'd have to put a vote in for some of Bruce McCulloch's business men and dad characters from Kids in the Hall.

Dwight's High-Pressure Sales Technique
I loved how when Dwight tried his high-pressure persuasion with Michael that you could totally accept the possibility that it might actually work — that Michael could be so desperate to avoid dealing with this situation that he would give in to Dwight's absolutely outrageous…