Me, me. Me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me. Me.

Just to take a quick inventory of statements here: enjoying his millions, smashing supermodels, and playing a fun game professionally while under scrutiny was "probably the worst time of [his] life?"

Poor multimillionaire!

Shawn Kemp would never be heard from again.

Probably the smartest decision he'll make in his life.

Well, your wrong. It only applies when someone is testifying to a matter of which they have no personal knowledge, and you are trying to prove the contents of the writing. A photograph from a security camera will absolutely be admissible as direct evidence.

Common mistake. Best Evidence Rule has nothing to do with what will be the "best evidence". Think of it this way, if you are submitting the contents of a recorded phone call into evidence, the Best Evidence Rule requires that you submit the recording itself as opposed to a transcript of the recording. In this case,…

This is what happens when a shooter decides he wants to take it to the hole. The guy should have stuck with draining 24 foot facials.

Who does that? No one does that. Did someone do that? You shouldn't do that.

I dunno if I agree with that factoid (Metallica's most successful album was its fifth, which was self-titled), but I am someone who gets really annoyed when a band decides to self-title an album. How fucking lazy can you be? It's not that hard to think of an album title. BULLETPROOF FROGS. There's one. I thought…

Its the assholes like the person driving the Lexus that make having a motorcycle dangerous.

Really? Derrick rose is better now? For the last 18 months the man has been terrified of his shadow

No good J.J., no one's going to take these tweets seriously. Time for Plan B.

What a great story! I love that he actually spends time with his family - that is so important and many people pass this time up for work. Well done! And he is right, business is about relationships. Drop the email and text message and actually reach out and talk to someone. I'm going to take to heart that its "never…

Things Jimmy Butler does support: color coordinating.

Who would you rather fight in the Roman Colosseum for a crowd: one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

Anybody else think that Mike shot the guy in the woods and has been searching for sanity approval with this made up story ever since?

places alligators in the water hazards