Ah, us fuckin Yankees and our focus on finance, medicine, and education. My apologies we haven't sat around drinkin 'shine and arguing the best method to smoke different parts of pork. I think Southerners are so uppity about BBQ because we dominate basically everything else. We won the war, so I'll call it whatever…

Yeah I think they tell Gronkowski "listen, I know you have no idea what the fuck is going on right now, but if you get a touchdown today we'll let you outta your cage and you can pound beers and crush box bro." To which he responds "Gronk like crush box."

I never considered that, you'd have to be constantly kicking Banner in the nuts in the huddle or something to keep him in a rage.

It stops the game for 2 minutes, a game that takes hours. You are right that the guy that stabbed Monica Seles changed how the act is treated. Used to be not that big a deal.

Superman plays a team with Nightcrawler starting at QB. Hikes it, teleports to endzone, TD or 2 point conversion every play.

You should try Mexican coke (not the snortable kind). Pure cane sugar, processed by the body better than HFCS supposedly and tastes better than any soda ever made.

My Dad works in what is considered a high value target in Manhattan and volunteered to be one of those Captains after 9/11. I don't think it was a close call who to go with, he's a pissed off ex-Army Capt and generally real good when shit hits the fan.

Who was hurt by this? Ban a fan for life for a stupid stunt? Don't you think that is unnecessarily punitive?

That guy that stabbed that tennis player fucked it up for everybody. Before that it was like "hey look at this asshole he's wasted haha." Now it's all "this is a stupid stunt and a very serious matter."

Professor X. Telepathy trumps strategy every time. He would know what Batman had planned as soon as he planned it.

No way. Not a piece of football equipment. But it does bring up the question, can Superman use the laser vision? Because that would be a game changer on D. Can't pass if a guy at safety can vaporize the ball at any time.

Yeah but could the flash be able to handle the force of a ball thrown by Superman? I don't know that the ball wouldn't just burst on contact. Some people had a hard time catching Elway's passes, extrapolated I'm thinking Superman could be breaking bones even on another superhero.

You would score every play, without fail.

I would think having a disease that causes you to grow random tumors and go blind in one eye would get you a pass from bitter bloggers taking shots at you because your family is really rich. Guess not.

I actually saw him do standup in a bar one time, randomly testing out material. This is from the last HBO special.

Also, potentially relevant:

Indian?

My thing was, if I can support myself than no one else can really say shit about what I do, and I always could. Sometimes that was by terrible jobs and sometimes I was pretty fuckin poor, but I got by.

Even if do make it to 50 and accomplish this plan of yours you will be different, less apt to go on adventures and therefore less likely to find them. You are also mistaking that not taking the direct path to the traditional definition of success will guarantee you don't end up there. I was a rambling lunatic for my…

Oh, and two more things. This assumes you even make it to fifty, which is in no way guaranteed. Also, judging your friends based on how important you believe their goals are or the quantity of goals seems like an awfully shallow way to go through life.