The best thing about comments like this is they’re asked by people who want to be seen as knowing the ways of the world, and yet it comes off as sounding like they’ve never worked anywhere with higher stakes than the stock room of their local Sam’s Club. You’re not Nada from They Live, buddy.

Very good point about Boromir’s death being handled in such a minor way in the books. I mean, yes, okay, Aragorn and Legolas compose a song about it. And it comprises basically two entire chapters, one of which is titled “The Departure of Boromir”. But that’s nothing. And I mean, okay, the death is also not just one…

Love how these guys that were in charge are so surprised what went down while they were in charge. It’s almost as if they were completely unfit for the job, which says great things about their new endeavors, does it not?

David Goyer’s first draft for Batman Begins is out there (which Chris’ brother didn’t work on at all), and it’s remarkably close to the final film. I remember reading the leaked copy before the movie came out (spoiled the Ra’s Al Ghul reveal for me and everything) and fucking loving it. It’s a great script and he’s…

Are you one of those people who think cracker is equivalent to the n word?

Porting the current-gen version and allowing players to scale down the image quality usually results in a game that looks (and often runs) worse than the last-gen version. Min spec means “minimum required to make the game playable,” not “minimum required to have a good experience.”

The article discussing how she was initially declared dead before being resuscitated was central to third act of the movie.

Not sure he survived the cutting room floor,

Man! I like COTC.

Can’t wait for 1978. My son is in it. Not sure he survived the cutting room floor, but if you see a kid screaming “F” bombs, that’s my boy!

Uh, what? Are you suggesting they stop... printing cards entirely because idiots are idiots?

Im not sure how to tell you this but "I would disappear into the woods for 4 days at a time to fuck my 17 year old girlfriend and our parents never thought to look for us" is, in fact, uncommon, yes.

I’m sorry but the first image is of Slowpokes marching in a line eating their own tails and I was not ready for that at this hour.

I can appreciate your point of view if it’s your thing, and you are unable to enjoy it, then that’s sad. But the sheer acreage that golf courses take up, that could be put to more socially beneficial use, limits my sympathy a little. I’m also slightly biased having done some work for a couple of golf clubs, which…

That would mean organized rankings and a federated group managing it. You know, the very thing that Nintendo would shut down instantly.

Can we really not change her name to what it was supposed to be?...XStacey is 1000x better.

I’d beg anyone to do better . Smash Ultimate is already the largest roster, and arguably accomplishment, in all of fighting games. I get that it sucks when you see so many characters added in, but not the on you’re fighting for, but it’s not possible to add everything.  Just enjoy what’s there.

Hopefully it’s not another sword fighter.

Yet another case of “you didn’t read the whole article before commenting.” 

Yeah, a lot of people forget that Utada is from New York and tried to break into the U.S. music scene at least twice (Being on the Rush Hour soundtrack with Foxxy Brown was kinda weird in retrospect but it was one of the better songs on the album).