Apple is trying to obfusticate the point by this subpoena. the case is about Apple holding a monopoly on iphones, saying “they sell just find over there!” is like saying it’s fine for one person to own every piece of property in a city because a city across the country isn’t owned by them. can an iphone user…

nah, just wait a month. then make a tik tok video. that’ll fix it.

Honestly I am okay with using social media to ask for help after doing something momentously stupid. We all have done stupid shit and what good is a global platform if it can’t help us when we fuck up.

Lmao incredible levels of salt on display here

It took me a while, but I understand what you’re saying. You wanted to brag about how you figured out the twist, but bragging isn’t cool, so you tried to disguise your not-so-humble brag as a critique of Shyamalan’s career, echoing things said by more credible people who have actually seen his movies, resulting in a…

Acting like getting a couple thousand out of a hundred bucks isn’t a big deal for the majority of Americans.

I bet where the devs are kneeling, it must seem like they’re having an 18-karat run of bad luck.

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

Whoa, buddy, that’s TOO much profit, why don’t we reign it in a bit

Man, I was so hyped for Fortnight when it was first announced. It’s a shame what became of it.

MIL jokes always work. Always.

“The movie is fine"???

I grew out of the Pokemon anime well more than 10 years ago by this point. However, I do have to hand it to the Pokemon Company every little while they’ll put out an OVA series that just seems tailor made to the older generation that was left behind by the eternally 10 years old Ash Ketchum. Pokemon: The Origins was…

A common story from devs is that no matter how much you internally stress-test, it never compares to a real, live user crunch. I’m sure they work very hard to make sure it’s stable day 1, but the scope of everyone hopping on at once flummoxes teams big and small until they get real performance feedback and fix…

Yeah, but what does that mean? Do you think Bob Saget would be on the verge on suicide. Like, why do we act as if multi-millionaires being told they suck on Twitter is a cruel and unusual punishment. It’s not. They’ll be fine, they’ll carry on having rich a-hole friends and nothing happens to them.

And Air Gear instantly becomes the better manga for featuring the better president.

“Maybe JJ Watt isn’t great on the field.”

I think that’s what a lot of people want. If that doesn’t float your boat though there’s no reason you couldn’t abandon them and do whatever the fork you wanted.

I don’t know how a fairly decent Point Break rip-off morphed into the GI Joe/M.A.S.K. franchise of my dreams, but here we are and I couldn’t be happier about it.

Pure insanity. I love it.