I mean you gotta give em props for the effort. Like can you imagine what the NFL would be if unsavory characters or people who can’t control their tempers managed to become NFL players? The process is clearly working so don’t hate! I mean when’s the last time you read a story of a nfl player committing a crime or…

Did you just call us idiots and dumbasses? Well now I clearly can say that you were never cut out for the NFL or any sports team! Can’t have any rude people or people who are short tempered on a NFL team you know. Like can you imagine if a team drafted someone who was accused of rape, assault, or any other crime? Why…

Yup. Seems like a great way to lose the ability to host events at major hotels. I’m assuming the guy is pretty young because in a scenario where paramedics are called due to drugs this was likely one of the ideal ways for it to play out. Not sure what he expected. The staff to high five him and yell out “legalize it?”

I’m expecting them to do a role swap of this skit.

“Oh so I can shoot at people in a video game andd it’s ok. But the moment I yell the n-word at them while shooting and it’s a problem?”

Didn’t Morgan already say that the Whisperer’s exist and that he has run into them? But it was also when he was crazy pants so I don’t know who was actually listening to him.

I had him when I went to MSD way back in the day. Still one of the best teachers I’ve ever had.

You essentially.

I know. I just like being facetious.

So to break it down “May the best man win” is only a rule when it’s white people who are the ‘best man.’ For everyone else it’s forced diversity?

Pretty sure he is talking about chinese superman. Not Kal. If the fact that this article was about Chinese Superman wasn’t enough.

And you apparently fucked up and are super, duper bitter about it. Kinda like how thieves think everyone else steals, liars think everyone else is lying, and so on.

Only if you are a terrible human being. I know plenty of people who have had marriages that didn’t result in them eating their own young lizard style.

Why is it so hard for you to believe that maybe some people aren’t there are inherently shitty?

How I met Your Mother?

I need Adam Scott to come back something fierce.

Because its not for him and by default anything not for him is garbage.

Oh look. Homophobe backtracking. What are the odds of that happening.