You can’t not piss off the Corvette’s customer base. These people freaked the fuck out when they changed from circular to more squared-off taillights on the C4. 

oh hell yeah. you ever try to cancel one of those? i had to talk to like 4 different people.. such a pain.

This is like saying your iPhone is worth more than it was new because you downloaded the Uber driver app.

dude. i’m a contractor. my 3/4 ton pickup trucks make me money every day. They probably work 60 hours a week. After about 4 years of that contractor lyfe, they are a bit worse for wear. They depreciate less than a 4 year old luxury sedan sure, but what the certainly don’t do is increase in value.

Is he really ‘overweight’? Muscle weighs more than fat, and a brief glance indicates he seems to have a lot of the former. 285 may sound like a lot of pounds, but if it’s all muscle I don’t see the problem. His sheer mass and power are a huge part of his game, and one of the reasons he was so dominant at Duke. The…

I”m guessing this article will not age well....

Now what about something like a sit down restaurant? Put your parking spot number in with your waiter, they confirm the license plate number with you (or do it with an app), sit down, enjoy your meal, have good quality family time, then when it is all over, they add the power usage fee to your bill. You pay, you go…

Jesus, man. That “Don’t touch Grayson!” was clearly sarcastic. 

He was being sarcastic.

Sounded for a moment like he wanted to punch clear through him and hit Krzyzewski

My mom full-on restored a ‘68 Mustang with no intention of ever selling it, and she didn’t. She just wanted to drive a REALLY PRETTY 68 Mustang that looked like it did when it was new. Plenty of people restore things only for their own added enjoyment of the item.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

Grayson Allen looks like Joffrey Baratheon.

I relate to much of what this guy says. I have had a ‘67 Alfa Duetto for 27 years now, longer than any other person has owned my car. I restored it once, and now it is well on its way back to decrepitude. I came into some money when my dad died, and I thought about sending it out for a rotisserie to really fix it…

A lightly used Ford Taurus SHO would be a perfect fit.

We know how weird it sounds, and we feel really bad for you.  Big V8s are fun.

Jesus take  Tweel

Any of those that isn’t a basketcase or really, really rough will shoot right past $15k.