“This is ridiculous,” people say. “This is appallingly excessive,” people say. “Truck owners are stupid, and shouldn’t be allowed to have nice things,” people say. Well, here’s what I say.

I’ve had good results from asking old school hotrodders where they get their alignments. The crusty old guy who doesn’t blink an eye bringing a MustangII front end on a ‘29 T-bucket into spec won't have a problem with my car. 

The ritual is very simple.

A.k.a. Car-less Whisper

I’m never gonna drive again
Guilty speeding’s got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
The cops, they ain’t no fools

Shoulda’ known better than to race a Benz
And waste the rental cars I’m given
So I’m never gonna drive again
Because I am a too-oooool....

“What American car other than the Mustang would suddenly find acceptance and sales in more than double digits in Europe”

Kinda funny that Ford is mocking them

It’s actually worse than that. The entire point of having a “republic” instead of a “democracy” is because the Founders were keenly aware that governing majorities could use their majorities to deprive minorities of their rights. Minorities like, I dunno, religious minorities or recent immigrants.

“What’s the deal with people going out of their way to complain about things?”

Fuck Atreyu, fuck Bastion. Dieselgate is the Neverending Story.

So a community that chooses to value self reliance is forced to live by your rules?

I seem to recall London bridges are always falling down.

What is autopilot for?

I highly recommend actually meeting your kid’s teachers before you make up your mind about them. I mean, yes, there are nut cases in the classroom out there, but there are also amazing educators doing their best to protect their students from that kind of bullshit. You might be surprised.

My guess would be either an S10 or Ranger somewhere in the midwest. There’s a guy out there who bought one in high school and kept one wheel lit up until the thing died probably 10 years later.

you haven’t been paying attention, there is no satire here.

I thought not stomping over other’s automotive preferences would have been a prerequisite for this job, but OK. Since I can assume you’re just trolling I’ll not get upset, but I will offer an alternative position. I daily a big ol truck for a number of reasons.

I would never own a full-sized pickup(except for maybe a SRT10), but warning bells go off when someone starts opining on what everyone else should drive. I can see similar arguments made against V8 ponycars- two inefficient, too big, too powerful, etc. My overriding vehicular ownership philosophy is: What car or…

The kind of fucked up where you know you could get him fired and jailed in ten minutes. Crews was 100% on point.

Data can never be used?