This joke

Do tell. I don’t care how old salacious rumours are- I’m here for them.

The last thing I want to do is defend this behavior but you clearly don’t know the whole story. The school suspended players that weren’t even in the room or had any physical role in the alleged act. Further- there is serious concerns with due process when colleges investigate. In addition- do we really think that…

I think you widely overestimate the knowledge of most college students. They often struggle to figure out when assignments are due. Guessing the intricacies of the student conduct policy are probably fairly unknown to most students.

Imagine if he could hit.

proving once again that no one on Reddit has had an original thought ever

Uh, what?

I’m pretty sure the Cubs had much better options for a 3rd and 4th starter besides Ross Stripling or a 19-year-old. The favorites won it all last year.

I rinse my hands of this comment

Your experience isn’t sufficient reason to discount the professional opinions of those who actually examined this marine, and those with first hand direct access to the facts.

So your wife’s years-long recovery proves dude could have re-animated himself within seconds of a debilitating headwound?

That’s great, but I don’t see how any of these conclusion extend to the team that was investigating this case.

I REALLY read that first line wrong...

The results are scripted, but they are 100% wrestlers.

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

When is the American League finally going to remove designated hitlers once and for all?

two years ago, when he was a rookie, Kris slid head-first into 3rd and got a concussion and missed a little under a week. He vowed to “never slide headfirst again”.

Well bud, you go right ahead and use your fancy stats. Pretty sure my anecdotal childhood memories are a better indicator of future predictions though.

I didn’t say you hated it, the other dude did. I just said you sounded dismissive. Technically I don’t think he meant you “hated” it either. Hate is a strong word to use!

That’s kind of pedantic. We all know that the word hate in that context doesn’t literally mean you really hate something. It’s a turn of phrase. And there does seem to be at least an ounce of whatever it is in that article.