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I'll submit this as being the worst of the year. It's majestic.

That's only if you look at it from an individual ethical standpoint. If you look at it through the lens of business/corporate ethics, this makes perfect sense.

I hate the move, but I don't think this post makes a ton of business sense.

I'm willing to bet she didn't notice or give a crap about the baby.

Technically, he's the starting catcher. I'll be that guy.

? ABC is a 720p network. That's the best quality you're going to get for sports on broadcast television.

The real scathing condemnation should be poured less on showing their girlfriends/wives and more on ESPN's fucking awful split screen layout. Which art school dropout came up with the idea of dedicating massive amounts of screen real estate to ROLLING_CLOUDS.gif when the entire idea of going to a split screen is that…

"Nobody" likes them, but everybody still buys their products.

Obligatory.

"A TWC technician will be there at exactly 2pm."

Did you have a problem discerning the difference between m and n? " brand video for Can Am motorcycles" "I really wanna ride the new Cam Am Spyder" " the Can-Am Spyder has three wheels " "We sent in a request to Can Am for press materials for this campaign, and Cam Am advised us to keep checking their press release…

That wasn't even bad. I thought I was going to see some asshole attempt to crow hop and nail his teammate in the back of the head...I heard that's a shitty way to get hit with a dodge ball...I heard

Try this: "Scott Boras confirmed the fight and said, in the weirdest way possible, that Olivo bit off a chunk of Guerrero's ear."

No one cares.

I 'm loving the increase of hockey posts on Deadspin. But please, refrain from publishing anything written by Ryan Lambert. He is the worst.

I think someone on the internet called him names.

I think he saved 15% or more on car insurance.

Because getting angry at people for taking selfies is what the Gawker staff considers "Fun."