He probably didn't have enough characters left.

Maybe it's pedantic, but neither of those shots were whiffs.

#edgyhashtag

All kidding aside, I think that was slo-mo.

Especially ridiculous since he has dropped off the map for half a decade. But oh, that swing....I lust after Ogilvy's swing.

I'm not a biologist, but I do fuck one. She says it's probably a garter snake, they're pretty common in Oregon, I saw them all the time when I lived in Eugene. For comparison:

just about everything in the video happens at least once a game. I wouldn't necessarily call them all glitches, more quirks, but yeah it's accurate

The 20 km/h sign looks like a warning sign, implying slower speeds because of the speed bump. Similar to this sign:

You don't have to raise the flag every morning and lower it every night if you install lights that point at the flag.

You actually can't go into Harlem and shout "kill all the black people" that isn't protected speech. On the other hand I can go into Harlem and scream "I hope all the black people rot in hell" that is protected. Inciting violence isn't a protected freedom.

thats ok deadspin is the gathering place of JV scrubs you fit right in

YouTriedIt...more like YouDontGetIt amirite?

The fuck does this do?

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EVERY FUCKING TIME someone reviews fast food on the internet, a dink like you will pop up and say shit like "You had Taco Bell? Why didn't you go to a REAL MEXICAN restaraunt?" Because sometimes you don't want to sit down and spend $8 on tacos. Sometimes you want a god damn Chili Cheese Burrito and a Baja Blast. This…

Waykwik was referring to the etymology of the phrase, not the definition.

Hate to be that guy but a batter is "in the hold" not "in the hole" before being on deck. It comes from old shipping language. The inside of the ship, below deck, is called the hold. So a player is in the hold before coming on deck.

so THIS demands a "story"?

Wow slow morning at deadspin. "Facepalm for the ages" haha. Who would have thought in a arena full of thousands of fans for the home team there might be some images of those fans upset after their team loses. Thank god you pointed out that one really bummed dude in a sea of thousands of bummed people.

Sure, why not? Might as well add an L to his name after this season.