Nobody cares about your analysis.

BAD take.

Stop saying “our.”

You have too much time on your hands.

You’re trying way too hard.

Homesickness? Fuck off.

If you’re short and fat, might I suggest some cardio?

Neither. But hot take.

You’re dumb.

The bases were loaded, dipshit.

The bases were loaded, dipshit.

There’s something about being in the Major Leagues that says he doesn’t suck.

You love to bring that up.

Hot take.

You’re really dumb.

You’re pathetically uncreative.

Bitch.

Hot take, bitch.

Bitch.

This guy is a loser.