You sound like a pitcher.

Bruises from 1,000 plate appearances. You’re the worst.

You haven’t had a great idea yet, fella.

That’s not a good thing.

You’re painfully dumb.

This guy is a loser.

Jack n the box is awful.

Unorthodox too.

Look it up pussy.

No shit and of course they’re switching.

Your huh?

You can get sunburnt while it’s cloudy. Hopefully you don’t procreate.

An ace is a pitcher, champ.

More than that.

This may be the dumbest fuckin thing written on deadspin, which is saying something.

Deadspin is so edgy though.

Pointless? The point is to make money.

Idiot

You’re painfully dumb.

Quit writing please.