Why are you asking me? I didn’t come up with the fuckin rules.

That’s how headlines work.

No, you don’t. Fuckin dimwit.

There is no drama.

This story somehow makes me care even less.

It’s for you. Congrats princess.

Stop pretending to know things.

He’s white.

Nobody cares.

You’re dumb.

Reno.

Yeah this is at the top of the list of overused garbage internet comments.

Learn the rules.

One was probably better.

He should be. Low MiLB scoring error I presume.

You don’t know anything about baseball so please be quiet.

Dumb comment.

That’s why you have teammates and coaches. Or you call time. You were a pitcher, I take it? Derpy comment.

You’re a fuckin idiot.

Yeah this guy on the internet who knows fuckin nothing said so!