Yeah fuck this dumbass. They are markedly closer to LA in LV.

It hasn’t. Those points are completely valid and important.

Going in for the late edits huh?

Now that the team has fled LA? Lol, they left LA awhile go.

“I’m off this month...”

“Who would’ve thought that Konami still makes video games?”

Learn to read fuckstick.

Learn to read fuckstick.

This is how your best work.

A row?

They’re both dumb... but when was the last time you saw a non qb throw a ball away on a broken play? I’ll wait.

Wooooooosh. That video is Donovan McNabb. The Aaron Brooks mention is literally the joke.

No, these dopes just do everything they can to avoid thinking critically.

Which is exactly is fucking point. The ambiguity in the name leads to confusion and lots of people are too lazy to follow through like you have.  

I’m very glad I don’t know you.

Believe it or not, there are people who don’t follow very closely the mountain of shit that is politics. The fact that you find this surprising shows just how out of touch you and the Jezebel crew actually are. “Everyone knows everything about what we consider important” is an insane assumption.

That’s an embarrassingly desperate way to search for meaning in your life.

No.

Donner Pass isn’t the Oregon Trail you fucking shitbird.

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