Says someone who has clearly never played a real sport at a high level.

Truth:

No you didn’t.

You’re dumb.

This is bad writing. Really bad.

This is bad writing. Really bad.

“Alas, there will be no more “BACKBACKBACKBACK,””

“in the sole judgment of Club’s physicians,”

Even if you don’t play competitive tennis you understand it. It’s not rocket science. He’s not saying unforced errors shouldn’t exist, he’s saying that unforced errors don’t mean the opponent didn’t do anything.

Nope, you’re not as clever.

Maybe Luck isn’t the can’t miss QB that everyone thought.

Cool story douche.

Jerking Curry off over a layup? This place has reached a new low.

Alarming is your inability to use the proper form of “it’s” while deriding the intelligence of others.

People like you can’t write either.

Stick to your day job Seinfeld.

As opposed to legends like Shaun Draughn or DuJuan Harris?

The majority of players and coaches haven’t.

Cool story dude.

You’re dumb.