Anna Merlan, remember when you got all excited about falsely accusing the boys at UVA of rape? And then you were made a complete fool of?

Choo choo I won, bitch.

How can I be optimistic? How can I believe in the fundamental goodness of humanity?

If Trump ends up winning this, I don’t think I can go forward.

Twitter user tells Killer Mike that he should have campaigned for Clinton:

This site is run by a white majority, the commenters are mostly white, and the CEO of Univision (Jezebel’s parent company) is a white guy. All the people here whining about Trump possibly winning tonight? THEY ARE SHEDDING WHITE TEARS.

You certainly are, though. We’ll see how smug you are after 4 years of President Demagogue, I guess.

Yeah, but you’re scum.

Oh fuck that fucking troll!!

Not you personally, but yes, smug. SNL opened with an anti-Trump skit where the host sang “Never gonna be President now!” like a month ago. That is smug.

Being pushed to a passing train is one of my greatest fears. I hope this woman goes to jail. And I wish trump does not win.

Where do I sign up to be pushed onto the Subway tracks?

LOL @ Jezebel never showing this woman’s image.

Jesus fucking Christ. I wonder how many people are asking Siri “How do I move to Canada?” right now.

My stomach is in a complete knot. I dunno what to do right now.

It looks like markets worldwide are tanking.

This many burning raging racists in the fucking country makes me want to disown the whole fucking thing if Herr Asshat gets into office.

Literally *just* said I’m pretty sure I’m going to be puking soon. I just cannot believe this fucking country.

Good.