Seriously, that’s one big ass head, dude.

Keep getting hysterical then, it’s hilarious!

Bullets are cheaper than lethal injection anyway. I hope we go back to firing squads.

Nice cartoon, cunt.

National televised broadcasts of every fucking execution because no matter how fucked up their crimes, they’re still people.

Bring back the damn guillotine or GTFO. I want death penalty supporters to be confronted with the brutality of what they’re doing.

As vehemently pro-choice I am, I think that criticism is somewhat unfair. The way they see it, a fetus is a baby - and babies are innocent. People who are on death row are violent murderers, and not innocent.

I love Blake Lively and rape jokes

not only are you correcting spelling but you’re correcting the spelling of slang. lol thanks hoe ;p

Kendra’s calling her out and keeping it real.

Fuck prosecutors.

Seriously, these comments drive me nuts, and I’ve been seeing them on several recent news articles involving teens doing truly awful things. Killing a person while you beat her is not teenager behavior.

“He wound up like this and punched me in the middle of the face. He continued to beat me. He punched me in the mouth again, but mostly focused on my body.”
-Michael Strahan’s ex-wife Jean in court

She might be acting like a child, but Michael Strahan’s ex-wife claimed (in court) that he used to beat the shit out of her.

Honestly, I think Michael is so much more likable than she is.

I mean he’s better than me, because once I finished reading her. I would’ve given her something to cry about.

But yeah, “Paging Dr. Dipshit” or something wouldn’t change the impact of the joke, and it’d be significantly less cringe-worthy to hear.

And I did misread, but only because I get reaallll tense and angry about this kind of shit.

Does the joke not land if it’s “Paging Dr Douchebag?”

I don’t hate gay people! I just like using really deragatory words that imply being gay is equivalent to being an outcast that everyone hates!