Given Dump (Impeached)’s history with legal action, he’d probably sue the sick worker for damaging the brand.

This is nothing more than a list of states that his campaign’s internal polling shows he should be worried about.

I think if we’ve learned anything during the Trump era, it’s that laws are fake.

BUT HIS EMAILS!

Emotional manipulation seems to be a big part of the Dark Side. I think today we call it “grooming”.

He just wants to be #1 no matter what, and he may think he will get a bonus for getting Jesus more souls faster.

Capitalism is a death cult.

I think theyre all fucking infected but want to give off the air of invincibility like jackasses

Now is not the time for this particular discussion...

I’ve been waiting my entire life for the boomer remover!  Thank you China!

As I told my father, his future grandchilden will know he voted for Trump decades after he died.

Hypocrisy is a core GOP value.

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…