Amen!  

“There exists some unspoken rule in bad breakups that the party that did the breaking up comes to regret it, usually long after the spurned lover has moved on.”

That’s beautiful! I want to hang it on my wall!

The only inventory would be DVD copies of “The Apprentice.” 

So when she eventually sues him for child support, can he then exclaim, “But it was your body!”

That’s because JJ can’t ever stick the landing. Why do people keep hiring this guy?

Just finished Dry by Neal Shusterman. My son had to read it for school. Nice quick read and timely in its subject.  

The right wingers already own all the guns.  It’s gonna be a short revolution.  

Yup, my boss voted for Cheetolini “strictly because R’s in the WH is good for {his} 401K.” I need this job so I just bite my lip. Unbelievable.  

Buttery Males!

So, that’s treason, correct? 

Trump’s cabinet, maybe?

Yertle the Turtle approves this message.  

I would recommend you attend an Al-Anon meeting (not AA, totally separate group). There is absolutely nothing you can do with regard to someone else’s drinking - we are totally powerless over alcohol. However, we do have the power to change our own way of thinking about it. Good luck! There is hope!

Now that gay people are cool it’s all good.  

They’re draining the swamp.  

Finally reached critical mass.  

Buttery Males!!!

Yes, he does! Just don’t pay the invoice!