She is the bitch in school who’s ass you just have to beat and be totally willing to take the suspension for it. You just take off your earrings and then your shoes and just go batshit ass hopping crazy on her and beat her until the teacher pulls you off her. Then hit the teacher (“accidentally”) while you go jump…

Seriously, fuck her

Because engaging in a civil debate instead of slinging explatives in all caps is so harmful, right?

“That’s a really sad mentality, but it just shows, you are Israeli.”

I also think the reflexive accusations of antisemitism for anyone who disagrees with Israel does incalculable damage to Jews world wide.

“America is ready for a Grace Under Fire reboot,” announced Brett Butler to a family of chirping crickets.