Very sorry to hear that. That’s awful.

I’m in charge of the mac n’ cheese. The secret? BACON BITS YALL OH YEAH

Not bad at all. Empathy meter at 0.

Well, the writers here have a long and proud history of loving and then subsequently hating the (usually white) woman du jour. Way back in the day, we liked Anne Hathaway, but then I guess she “tried too hard”. Then JLaw was OMIGOD JUST LIKE US until apparently her realness wasn’t real enough. Amy Schumer, Lena…

Gaga is a white woman. Jezebel always turns on their favorite white celebrities. Meanwhile Azealia Banks had to practically stab someone before this site gave up on her.

(seriously there’s some dickbreath in the greys here calling civil rights “identity politics” and blaming that for Trump.)