He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Rex Ryan has never been harder.

I thought Rex Ryan would have been the only toe shoes guy

When asked by several reporters how the happy couple were enjoying their time, Belichick repeatedly stated, “The injury report will be up Thursday.”

“No Days Off”, my ass!

By far the best camp speaker in the Delaware Valley. Hit everything. Loved his “when you miss your shot” rebounding schtick where he got annoyed that he couldn’t miss a shot.

Holy Cow Herb Magee. I’d go to basketball camp during the summer and this guy, along with Dave Hoppola, would be there. He must have been in his 60's at the time, but he and Dave were truly incredible to watch. The man would not miss. He’d drain half court shots like they were foul shots. He had this shot called the…

He can’t get a clean security clearance because of it. His job requires him to handle classified information, therefore he cannot have that job.

Bingo. A healthy system doesn’t have leaks, because there’s no need for it. Leaks are the symptom of an unhealthy system that’s trying to rid itself of an infection.

The party who cared SO MUCH about the handling of classified material when it came to Hillary’s emails apparently can’t be bothered to ask for properly vetted security clearances for numerous Trump staffers. This only widens the chasm between what the GOP claims to care about and actually does in practice. Put this in…

Yeah, that’s why I had to add that. Otherwise, someone might believe I meant it seriously.

Well I know I for one am both looking forward to it and wishing for a swift death at this point. The abject shitshow this administration has been has sucked the enjoyment out of life. 2020 and/or Mueller can’t come quickly enough.

The don’t have to be good at it. Their supporters are fucking morons.

Oh god, the masturbatory “I ended global warming by banning winter” speeches would be insufferable.

/yes, this is a joke

I am shocked that not only does everyone in this regime lie, but that—given how much practice they have with it—that they’re so poor at it.

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen an administration lie so badly. Perhaps you could argue Bush’s excuse to invade Iraq, but I think Trump tops it because they lie about everything so much.

Silly liburls, clearly he was lying in order to discredit Trump as part of a grand conspiracy by the Deep State to see that he’s falsely impeached and removed from office under the secret guidance of Loser Hillary!

I’ll take a quick death by gun, versus crazy rape torture any day

Son of Sam was more interesting that that. People keep saying he was told to do it by a dog, but what they miss is that it was his neighbor’s dog. I had a dog, and sure she might have told me to kill someone. But if you’re out in your yard and there’s a dog on the other side of the fence saying “Hey. Yeah, you. Come…