I’m omnipotent and have witnessed every single cop/suspect interaction that has ever taken place in the history of the USA. I have a mental catalogue of all of these interactions.

I will continue to do so and I’m glad it bothers you. I hope more criminals walk free and more cops get locked up for the laws they break.

You’re aware that 99% of the time a cop says ‘he went for my gun!’ that the cop is lying, right?

When Kelly Olynyk scores 26 points in a game 7 to send you home and does so with ease, yes, you got your ass whupped... especially when you consider that Thomas was a one-legged man in that series.

Boston is better than both Washington (remember last year when Boston whupped John Wall and Bradley Beal’s asses? Wall and Beal do too, which is why they’re mouthing off at a vulnerable-looking Cleveland team and not saying a word about the C’s that are in their heads) and Milwaukee, though Milwaukee undoubtedly…

And I want you banned from the servers, where you speak the language poorly and use your limited knowledge to denigrate others. Sadly, we rarely get what we want.

I won’t speak for OP, but I absolutely will be pissed at the ‘thoughts and prayers’ brigade. They’re useless and should either help or shut up.

I’ve seen Brazilians sport bikinis and banana-hammocks with their country’s flag on ‘em... can’t say I remember any others, but I def. remember those.

Looks like he confirmed that whites on the North Side in Chicago are the violent ones. Looks like that destroys your argument, cumstain!

You out here trying to fight a Culture War, ala the Gamergate chuds?

I actually had the opposite opinion- the burgers were p-good and the fries were bland trash!

Hey, if you think so, that means I’m doing things well. Thanks for the compliment, champ!

Yup! Pretty much. Fuck ‘em. Nobody gives a shit about others that are falsely accused of other crimes and do time, why should I give a shit about false rape accusations?

Yup, that’s true, but there will be fewer members of that camp than the ‘Men who definitely commit sexual assault but were never brought to justice’ camp. Women are still suffering more than men in this scenario. Fair to acknowledge that a scant few men may suffer unjustly as well.

I do have a college degree, though. B.S. in Journalism, won a Pacemaker award while on staff at my Uni newspaper in 2010.

I have never attended a private school, I have worked shit jobs, I got a bad internship and I’m still doing just fine at 30 y/o. Yes, it was very easy. Yes, being a white dude made it very easy. Hell, I’m even a convicted fucking felon, convicted of a crime I legitimately did not commit, and I still have a college…

I am, on the flip side, quite certain that you have not worked as hard as most people. You’re white, right? Your life = already easy by default, just like mine, kiddo!

Easy- it’s also mansplaining when a man does it to another man. It’s a gendered behavior.

Men are dumb. Women are dumb. Men are dumber than women. You’re dumber than the average man.

This quote runs contrary to your other postings. I not only do not believe that you love everyone, I’m confident that you don’t love anyone- including yourself.