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Finally, the world gets a fitting sequel to The Cutting Edge.

Ha ha. They’ll for sure invite the Obamas, though. Hilarious and delicious shade!

If they have a huge royal wedding I hope they DON”T invite trump and he has a twitter tantrum about it and sulks for days, delicious!

pretty sure Harry will want children. He’s been saying it for years. He loves kids.

It’s the small things in life, ya? I wonder, will she wear a dress like Pippa? More importantly, what will he wear? Since there’s plenty of little heirs to the throne now, does that mean they won’t have to breed? If they don’t spawn, will they adopt America and become the Duke and Duchess of the Russian satellite?

HURRY UP AND GET MARRIED, YOU CRAZY KIDS!!! I need a royal wedding to look forward to in this horrible world! Won’t you people think of ME and MY needs?!

Troian Bellisario is sort of a princess in Hollywood. Her father is superstar producer Donald P Bellisario who have created everything from Airwolf to JAG to NCIS. Her mother also wrote episodes of several of those shows.

“You wanna quit the show? Fine. Suit yourself.”

Listen. Having a THIRD baby shower seems a little tacky, but for people saying that Kim can’t have a shower because “she’s not even pregnant,” I just have this to say: fuck you very much. My daughter was born via surrogate, and I was a joyful and excited expectant mother even though I couldn’t gestate her myself. I

Unless you’re Sean Hannity, in which case you look at your fifteen-year-old daughter and say, “Yeah, I’d let Roy Moore hit that.”

Sorry he got caught, maybe.

That’s kinda the only reason I’m into this. I want to see an Insta video loop of her opening pastel gifts while chugging from a flask.

Even if you take this apology as the truth (which I don’t), this means Dave Becky felt comfortable dismissing TWO women’s accounts of CK masturbating in front of them. How many need to go through this for him to believe it? They literally were there together, so hard to believe they would BOTH agree to lie about it.

I hate this guy’s apology more than anyone else’s. He did everything he could to make sure that people didn’t hear about this incident, and now he plays innocent because he hadn’t heard about other incidents. That’s like a rhino poacher releasing a statement wondering why rhinos are going extinct.

I think it’s sweet that Nick Jonas’ mom will do his laundry when he’s home. You got to enjoy that shit while you can, that closeness, because you get old and your parents get sick and/or die and all you have left are photos and pie recipes that make your kitchen smell like childhood. TLDR: be careful asking people

I guess as who I am, I’m not allowed to have a nervous breakdown, ever.

Meanwhile actresses are labelled too difficult to work with if they won’t fuck you.

Nobody ever talks about what a great clown he was!

John Wayne Gacy was great with kids, mostly!

No because they’re being careful.