This. I prefer sex workers to women who marry for money, position and power. Sex workers are more honest and straightforward about what they are.

The biggest complaint I have about journalism in the Trump era is the complete lack of investigation into exactly where the hair on his head comes from. We can see the end result, but every time I try to follow a particular comb track someplace to find it’s origin I’m left at a dead end. Someone needs to get on this.

Murphy Brown isn’t remembered as much as it should. A 24 year old I work with didn’t even know what it was! (uglycry)

“He was a good looking guy... and a douche.”

The potential jurors reactions/responses are still a great, wonderful gem. I’m glad someone put them into needlepoint.

Danke Schön!

Celebrities who raise money for anything are always chastised for not giving enough themselves, no matter how much they actually give. Every person involved in this kind of endeavor gives some money; some more generously than others. But I don’t see the problem with a rich person giving a nice chunk of change AND…

You should have known better than to fuck with the sausage king of Chicago

This isn’t necessarily abuse, but I did return a totaled rental car to a company. I was renting a car because my car was totaled in an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company provided me with a rental until i bought a new car. The car was almost brand new, it had 30 something miles on the odometer. I…

Rented a Shelby Hertz GT-H. Changed the tires and rims. Removed the metal traction control defeat from behind the button. Drifted it for 90% of the allotted mileage. Put back on the original tires and rims. Returned it. Sorry to whoever bought it, but dang, that thing was fun.

I rented a car once. After opting for the rental car insurance on the rental agreement paperwork, I thanked the clerk for their time and assistance. For the duration of the rental period, I obeyed all traffic laws and proper motorist etiquette. Since I was only renting the car, and it was not mine, I was considerate…

I didn’t pay the towing surcharge on the Ram 3500 I rented from Enterprise. I towed with it.

There seems to be this belief that because entertainers and lesser educated people are using "nigger" or "nigga", that it's socially acceptable among blacks in general.

Believe you based on your intimate knowledge of the relationships of Eagles players? Or are you just extremely knowledgeable about racism? Or is it because there's never been a racist pro athlete, ever?

Based on his shirt and the fact that he's from Oklahoma and therefore not an urban population, I'm sticking with racist redneck

The "hard R" doesn't make a fucking bit of difference. He could have said "nigga" with no R, twirled in a flamboyant circle, and done a death drop in a tutu and it would still be considered offensive to me. It's not cute when rappers say it, kids in the street, or overpaid ponytail wearing jerks, regardless of the…

I will fight every non-virgin at this Comic-Con, bro.

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

His excuse that he was just "three sheets to the wind" isn't going to help.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.