What the hell? If a random pizza guy called ME (not famous for anything) after delivering my pizza I'd be wrecked as all heck. His brother? Even moreso. This is not cool. I'm on Iggy's side on this one.

Seriously! I am a size 14/16 and wear a 40B. Smallish boobs and big band size. I would pay good, hard cash for a bra that properly fits me. I am NOT a 38C!!!

I lasted 2 years at an inner city middle school. I got into grad school so I didn't have an "I Quit" moment, but it was like a ton of bricks off of my should when I told my principal that I wasn't renewing my contract.

I adore Lisa Kleypas. The entire Wallflower series and the Hathaway books were awesome. She writes families so well, even better than Julia Quinn does (oh the blasphemy). Mind you, I enjoy Julia Quinn a lot too, but there's something about the weirdness of the Hathaway family (and the Westcliffe family too) that…

"When done correctly" is the operative phrase there. When they're cranking them out at 5pm on a Saturday afternoon they're crap. When they're letting the dough rise right? Ain't no pizza like a CEC pizza. I stand by it.

Right? I have the same problem. St. Patrick's Day is my day of the year to drink as much Irish alcohol as possible and not be judged for it. I usually take that day and/or the day after off. in 2015 I will most likely take half day on March 17th and then the whole day March 18th because of the inevitable hangover.…

An ex-boyfriend got me perfume for Christmas, which was lovely and I enjoyed wearing it. On New Year's Day, while I was at the Rose Parade with his family, his little sister (she was 12 at the time) told me that he cheated on me with the girl he bought the perfume from. I was stuck at a huge event with a guy who I…

My very first job was also as Chuck E. at Chuck E. Cheese's. It was also because I was 5'2" (and still managed to make the Girls Varsity Basketball team. Yes, we sucked.) and was the only person, male or female, who could fit into the costume. It was an alright job. I never got sexually harassed while in costume,…

I taught middle school for two years before I went back to academia, and this is all so true. No one could out-drink the Social Studies department. We were a force.

Actual historian here too with degrees "and stuff." Men find out what I do and all they want to talk about is the U.S. Civil War. One guy wanted to cos play Union vs. Confederate battles. I was more amused by the notion that all of his knowledge of any kind of history was the U.S. Civil War. Bonus—it's not even…