As someone for, whatever reason (actually, it's probably Chrono Trigger), likes to write fantasy fiction featuring frogs and toads, I am both heartened and saddened by this news. Pepe had to die for our sins, even if the meme never will, but it says a lot about us as a culture that we got to this point to begin with.

I hope she gets better, and that she has enough of a change in personality to do an album with Loretta Lynch.

I hope he gets help from Dr. Pepper soon for his oversized ego. My friend had an ego that large once, and it nearly crushed him to death. He is still paralyzed from the waist down as a result of the weight and him sucking his own dick constantly.

Hamburger incest. Kind of like the episode of Spongebob where Squidward fucks a krabby patty, or where Spongebob falls in love with a Krabby Patty, except they are both sandwhiches and brothers.

Welp, that made my day. Better to be a bad employee and a good dorf than someone just following orders.

My sentiments exactly :)

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Ricky Whittle would be an excellent bond, me thinks.

I disagree on Tomb Raider. They marketed Rise as best as they could, and their reboot in general was the best shot the franchise had of becoming relevant again outside of thinkpieces on female characters in gaming (not that that is a bad thing, but a currently on going franchise needs more than that media studies…

Just have to say, this is tied for my favorite party for a SMT game since Persona 3. None of the characters are grating so far, and even in their more asinine moments the characters are still enjoyable. Unpopular opinion: Except for Kenji, Rise, MC, and Naoto, party in Persona 4 was as characters. Yosuke was an…

I do agree on that point. One other thing I've noticed about the adults between Persona 4 and 5 is that in 4, the plots involving the teachers were more slow burn and occasionally played for comedy, even when they were doing things that were not kosher in the slightest. Persona 5 has definitely learned how to treat…

Smurfs vs. Snorks was one of the best Robot Chicken smurf sketches

I think the main difference now is that the filler is much more obviously filler in that it calls attention to itself as such, as in the screenshot above. With Daggerfall, practically the entige game was filler due to its procedural generation and the many ways in which the main quest could be completed, some of which…

In Dwarf Fortress, I have a tendency of naming characters after other video game characters, especially from Fire Emblem games. In one fortress, I named the dwarf I was grooming to be captain of the guard Lucina. She's off training other members of the guard and obsessing over cages when I get a notification that a…

Ghost fight! But, seriously, McCain is too complicated a figure to sum up like that. He is an asshole at times, but at least we have him instead of some other crazy Arizona bastard in congress, where he is at least standing up to Trump

The only Denny's I would go to sober is the one right across from Pace University in New York that has a liquor licence.

Denny's while sober tops all, however. You have to be in a very bad way to go to a Denny's sober, let alone get a handy there.

Probably the combat system from Splatoon. From a game design standpoint, Splatoon might just be the best designed thing I have seen in years. If I had to boil it down to a specific mechanic, I'd have to say the Ink itself. Its multifunctionality (points, travel, combat, and reload) allows the game to have a peculiar…

Weird idea here, so bear with me for a moment. I think one prominent influence on Breath of the Wild that most people miss is Final Fantasy 6, which is my contender for GOAT, though Dwarf Fortress is also a contender. Anyway, the way the open world is formatted in the back half of FF6 is eerily similar to the design…

Used to love Cold Case, but a few episodes really ruined it for me. Specifically, there was one that they advertised a whole week in advance as featuring the work of John Lennon. When the episode itself finally aired, the entire concept seemed so forced and faux philosophical that it turned me against the show.