But it's still more palatable than religion, which says it's an all-loving Supreme Being who also happens to not care about cancer or starving kids. At least the Secret assigns some personal responsibility.

No, this is totally different! This isn't about giving money to sci-fi cults, it's about collecting money through your mind.

Hawkeye's fighting leaves Vision bored.

Speaking of, wasn't there supposed to be daily reviews of each episode? Did the reviewer lose interest that fast?

Exactly.

She was the titular Fifth Element, and I referred to her often.

So I went to avocado.com, and all I see are a bunch of recipes for guacamole. The commenting system looks even worse!

The funny thing is, I do all my commenting and browsing from my phone, and the layouts to me look almost identical.

I don't think you know how fucks work. If you don't have any left, you don't go vocally sticking your neck out for a cause. She obviously had some fucks hidden away.

Since avocado toast is already such a big part of everyone's lives, it should be easy to get into the spirit.

Where's the love for Phreak or Lord Nikon?

So that's why he can't finish the books, he has to stall until the real people in his pocket universe actually do things. It all makes sense now!

The Park is Mine! (That was my first real intro to TLJ)

So what's the official city limerick?

An earlier generation grew up and wondered where the flying cars and amazing future they were promised, and started working to make it possible. The generation after that grew up on stories of dystopias and post-apocalyptic futures, and probably actually want it just as bad.

Wishes always have to be carefully worded or the genie will screw you over.

Telekinesis, and he constantly uses a portion of his power to hold the techno-organic virus in check, lest his robotic arm start engulfing the rest of him.

I literally pissed on my Bible after throwing it out five years ago, otherwise I would've burned it.

I wonder if they wrote it trying to fit Bradley Cooper in, because even with the switch, Ben's story has him preoccupied with finishing blueprints off-screen instead of much interacting.

But the Internet, which has a lot of white people, was being credited with a Great Job. Thus, everything on the Internet ever is an appropriation.