Life is mediocre. Get used to it.

"Look how big their shoes are! I mean… no one could possibly have feet that big…" (fans self)

"Wear something like you're going to a concert" … said to people going to a concert.

And I guess you'd know, but isn't half a million extremely excessive? Do lawyers actually bill $1000 an hour, and even then could this case possibly need 500 hours of work?

My 7 year old has strangely moved on to bingeing Minecraft YouTubers instead of narrative shows. Can't decide if that's better.

Yeah, these are some comic comic-con antics.

It was amazing (except for the actors, but who cares).

I, on the other hand, sincerely hope literally every movie made after it takes place in the Marvel Universe.

He DID verbalize the issue in AoU: that was the whole wood-splitting scene with Cap. That's WHY he made the Iron Legion (not suits) and Ultron, so that he could step away.

Which it was, so I guess we all agree. Make mine Marvel!

I thought it was the highest compliment.

Plus everyone cries about no strong villains, but that was Tony's role for much of the movie, so of course they spent time on him.

What backslide? After IM3 he's been looking to pass the mantle ever since, fist to the Iron Legion (controlled almost entirely by Jarvis), then to Ultron (and he explicitly tells Cap at the farm that was his intent to retire). That's also one reason he was fine with the Accords, is it gave him an easy out for passing…

Which was explicitly called out in Tony's "and then and then" speech in CW.

It's from The Incredibles; Disney has the rights to that!

He got Superman confused with Capt. America.

In the climactic battle, he'll push a button on the handle and each point will have two more points spring out from the sides.

I'm actually surprised they had a Superman movie at all. The character died in the comics in, what, 1992? Most of the DCEU audience grew up after he was already gone.

An instrumental "Night Begins to Shine" should be the theme music for his big battle scene.

"Wait, why does this cake have such a dark chocolate taste… ah, it's the Devil's food!"