That's how Trump is treated too, though. If both sides are fascist how am I supposed to choose?

Anyone who's done a song with the Lonely Island is okay in my book.

Best Iron Fist: …. one of the video game voice actors?

I'm so confused; I thought he was the Canadian PM?

Corrupt priest: "You can't just kill me! Think of the cost to your soul!"
Accountant: "I have." *shoots* "It's an allowable expense."

He likes some bad guys too, it's the heel turn that bothers him.

Prime got killed in the second one, but after the first viewing he knew he'd be resurrected so it was fine.

My son has loved Transformers since the womb, but making Optimus (Nemesis) Prime a big part of the marketing killed all his enthusiasm for ever watching it; no kid wants to see his hero be the bad guy, even if it's just for five minutes.

Yes… and you're fired.

Superman is referenced in Seinfeld, therefore George Costanza is in the DCEU!

Your example happens almost every single time there's a cop/detective who doesn't play by the rules but gets results.

That's what I love about her! It reminds me of all the women I've dated.

Haven't seen Moana, but kinda surprised that didn't happen.

Wait, if it auto-corrects to a word that means he uses it all the time… which would confirm inside joke theory… whose side are you on?!

Harriet Tubman knew Transformers.

Where's the beef?

That's an easy one: one of your 2 starting premises have to be wrong.

Maybe the author of the article should try paying more attention to the movie they review?

And to really sell it, you're supposed to give the full middle name…
Herbert? Hercules? Herrod?
Jesus Henry Christ, what is it?!

All things considered, I wouldn't be surprised if Sofia is already "fully functional"