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5. Fat women bought shoes that didn't fit and their feet smelled.

Is this really the fifth article in this? Are they that big of a deal? How out of touch am I?

There are like 8 legal recreational storefronts in my town, and I know at least one friend who sold baked goods lost her customers to them.

So this is what happens when every other AVC article isn't about Trump? Half the threads on unrelated articles start that way anyway?

They should have started with Lancelot and Bedevere standalone movies first

The best part is he doesn't pull the sword as his grand destiny, but does so by accident in trying to help his brother.

Then it must be knowing that these 2 girls will be broke forevermore, their dream of opening a cupcake shop to never come true. There is no more hopeful fantasy, only the crushing weight of reality.

I can see you having trouble with Bill Clinton's crossword.

You can't tell, but that's supposed to be exactly 6 blank spaces.

I got this confused with NBC's other Bl______t show, and didn't know the tattoo girl got a spinoff.

I worked adjacent to child protection services for a while, and believe me, Kylo would be about the most normal name if heard on any given day there.

Featuring Dusk Mountie's rock ballad "Brother Baptist," and Art Smelly's "I'm Convinced I can Swim."
You reminded me I have some rewatching to do before next week.

"The Shawshank Redemption is mostly a great movie, but it has some gay panic moments that are problematic."

Dear new Voice judge,

This looked amusing, but had I known it's pedigree I would've jumped on watching it earlier.

Those are my favorite type of girls.

ALF should be rebooted under this new acronym understanding.

I'm sure they'll be really subtle about the Kryptonian government ignoring the warning signs of "climate/sun change" or whatever. Gore-Al will be a regular character.

In The Beginning was great because it took backstory and clips dealt out over four years, filled in the missing parts, and presented it from a tragic future perspective. It was the near perfect way to do it, if it must be done.

Is that what JTT's been doing? Because he seemed like he had prospects, until he didn't.