A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

She’s about 2 million votes ahead at this point, but like I said, Clinton will be the grownup in the room (again) and refuse to contest the results. That won’t (and shouldn’t) stop an investigstion into whether or not there was hacking, but even if there was, this election is over.

Your elections are like circus freak shows. The biggest controversy of the last Canadian election is a candidate pissed in a guy’s coffee mug.

We’re chasing the same kind of MacGyver-level plots to get Trump out and Clinton in at this point. The kind of things the BernieOrBusters kept hanging on to: Bernie will come back and win California. Clinton’s delegates will defect. The supers will defect. If at least three Hillary electors change to Sanders post…

Just remind yourself that:

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

she only raised $3.5m for herself over the entire election

Or the racist history of his Cabinet. Or the fact that Neo Nazis are proclaiming his election as a victory. Or etc etc etc

Cry when a guest uses the n-word...but never, ever challenge the crap that came out of Trump’s mouth during the campaign and flows like a shit faucet today.

... Yes I am pretty sure weebleswobble was being VERY sarcastic.

According to many Orthodox Jews, there is no conflict between Israel and Palestine because there is no such thing as Palestine.

It’s perfect! He sends Jared off to the Middle East “and don’t come back until there’s peace!” Donald will finally have Ivanka all to himself. Maybe she’ll move into the White House, what with Melania staying in NYC...

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

I’m not too proud to admit that I laughed. That’s right! I laughed! I’ll take any laugh I can get before Trump’s America outlaws it!

Somebody explain to me why his hundreds of lawsuits wasn’t a bigger story than Clinton’s emails.

It’s so infuriating. Does she have any idea what people go through in a war? And in the aftermath?

Love it when wealthy insulated people who can run away talk about “the revolution.” Seriously, fuck this woman. I don’t think she had an actual impact on the election, she’s not relevant enough to swing more than maybe a dozen voters, but I am disgusted by her glib attitude.

God DAMN she is a tough lady.

Yeah...you know what...fuck that shit...over 60 fucking million Americans wanted her...more Americans wanted her than the putrid fuck that won...so you can go curl up with dogs and go away...you can say a lot about HRC...but losing the POTUS dosen’t make her a loser...YOU...AND EVERY OTHER AMERICAN...WE’RE THE FUCKING…

I am still grieving. I am angry at the hate and the bizarreness of the whole situation. But I also grieve for the things we could have had - family/medical leave, higher minimum wage, enhancements to the ACA, lower teen birth rates and better education, relief for college students. Who knows? It’s done now. It’s done…