Brendan - You forget that Trump also boasted, actually on 9/11 hours after 3000 people died, of now owning the tallest building downtown. Which was not only disgusting, it was also a bold faced lie. Trump’s 40 Wall didn’t become the tallest 70 Pine did. Sickening.

You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.

She’s channeling some Vulcan control.

I hate how people hate her. I’ve admired her since I was a kid, even if (because, honestly) she’s not always made the “perfect” decision at every goddamn turn like she apparently should have. At this point, I tear up almost any time I talk about her because she’s ready, she’s kicking ass, and we all know the basic,…

Hello Madam President.

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

You’re giving him way too much credit here, what you’re describing (paying less for subpar/late service) is pretty standard in business dealings. Trump just shorted the guy because he knew he could, not because anything was lacking on the piano man’s end.

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

Third parties and more inclusive politics don’t spring up from one race. They have to be nurtured locally. They need a good representation in Congress to do anything. It’s not do or die on this one race.

Translation: I don’t give a shit about this country so I will sit on my ass and stay home instead, but I will tell everybody I can’t vote for evil so I sound like a concerned citizen.

I had all the rage this morning debating with some dumb hippie who said they’re not voting because a vote for the lesser of 2 evils is still a vote for evil. I did all the explaining you’d expect but he just came back with (I swear to god) “Nah I live in the woods I’ll be good, lol”

And if you vote for someone other than Hillary or if you don’t vote at all, then you are helping to elect Hillary’s opponent.

You can be a Hillary supporter and you don’t have to preface it with the hipster “not my first choice...” Bernie is dunzo. He has been dunzo. Either go whole hog on Hillary or accept that you’re going to be lumped in with Trump supporters in the baskets upon baskets of deplorables.

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

I’m not opposed to letting 3rd parties in the debate, but in this election I’m glad they won’t be there. The country needs to watch Trump flailing around as he fails to carry half the debate. In the GOP debates, he was able to mask the fact that he ultimately had little to say because there were so many other…

This is so fucking unreal. Hillary has to prove beyond a doubt that she isn’t “broken,” while Obama faces two terms of people questioning his birthplace.

And fucking Trump won’t even release his tax forms, and he lies constantly.

Did no one else watch the 7 hours she was in front of the Senate committee on Benghazi? Regardless of if you think she was telling the truth/is an evil murderer/just don't like her- it is pretty clear that she is fully functioning, cognitively speaking. Compare that to say, Ronald Reagan, who was in the early stages…