“I served 31 years, I was an Army doctor, I trained as a Navy flight surgeon, I served with the 7th Special Forces Group, I served with the 160th. I served six tours.”

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

But... today... is Wednesday?  So that episode is tonight?

So I totally get it if you don’t like his shtick or whatever. Not everybody likes the same thing and that is fine. But the idea that he is not likeable in general is silly. His whole hugely successful career is based on his likability, and his IS still hugely popular and followed. Sure, his recent relationship issues…

What? I have no idea what that means.

Anyone immune to the charms of Richard Kind are dead inside. 

What a bizarre critique. The special was funny;  like, really fucking funny. He revealed as much as he needed to in order to make the jokes work. Not every special needs to be doing some sort of Hannah Gadsby style confession.

Is this a serious question?

maybe don’t be a weirdo who is pro genocide and just lay low for several months if you truly are innocent 

Hey, if you wouldn’t feel comfortable saying it to the person’s face, why say it online? If posting is the only way you feel any sort of power or control, you gotta find a constructive hobby. Me? I build ships in bottles and post like a human virus.

dont act like your actual concern if for women when youve just talked shit about trans people for days. but sure log out when you get called out. so stunning and brave of you

Any cameos from the Crunch Enhancer? It’s a non nutritive cereal varnish.  Semi-permeable, but not osmotic.

You say “your side” a lot, then bring up strawmen arguments sans evidence, while the person you’re responding to is addressing your points directly, which you’ve neatly avoided in your rebuttal.

Brazilian prostitutes, jesus fucking christ. Can y’all even hear yourselves?

so what are female victims of rape supposed to do when their assaulter is a cis women? get the whole shelter to herself cus everyone else their has similar body parts to their assaulter? 

and that happened when and where exactly?

As has also been pointed out before, if a man genuinely feels like going into a restroom to sexually assault someone, the sign on the door is probably not going to be the thing to stop him.

A lot of women can’t give birth, either. Are they not real women? Transphobia is very real. You exemplify it. You’re totally scared of a concept that you don’t understand. Which brings up a good question. Someone as dumb as you are obviously can’t comprehend much of the modern world. How do you even leave the house?…

You say “crawled back” to WWE but I would say “was offered $30M of voting shares and a seat on the board.”