They are only true if something is wrong with your gut health.

The Buc-Ee’s experience is the primary reason out-of-towners go to Buc-Ee’s. The fill up is secondary to the snacks and stuff. Every time I’ve gone to Buc-Ee’s, as well as everyone I know, more is spent on snacks than gas. 

Dude what year is it, 2004? “Haha taco bell = shit pant” get new jokes. It’s not funny, your gut health is apparently in shambles. It is definitively food. 

Yeah and yet the root is pretending he’s an angel and has never done anything wrong ever

We skipping the bombshell reporting from Rolling Stone about how he’s seemingly been a monster to....basically everyone he’s been around forever?

If you’re shitting your pants or even having weird BMs after eating T Bell, you need to see a doctor about your gut health. It’s normal ass fast food.

Can’t wait to see how The Root spins this one!

So does Alani. 

.....there has been 1 episode

It is a grade because it is a review aggregator. It aggregates the grades provided by various reviews and averages them into an overall grade. 

I deleted my account ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“the percentage is based on a binary operator: did the critic enjoy the movie Yes or No”

This sucks and I hate it.

Did the critics review bomb it too? Because a 40% is an F. You wrote the first positive thing I’ve heard about it. It has 1 point higher on Rotten Tomatoes than Justice League (the movie.) Shazam 2 is higher by a bit. It is, by all accounts, bad television. 

Velma has a 40%/7% on Rotten Tomatoes and I never heard about anything who did more than hate watched the first episode.....why on Earth is it getting a second season? Who is it for? They cancelled Batgirlm, a fully completed movie, but this is getting a second season?

Jack in the Box: Two to Six tacos, no lettuce. One of the Extreme Sausage breakfast sandwiches.

He’s not the same kind of asshole. H&M want all the fame and money that comes with being part of the royal family, along with the snooty “we don’t want to be part of this!” Bullshit campaign they went on across the world. They suck eggs, this dude I’m entirely ambivalent about.

IDK I can’t think of any instances of Art having people on who were saying shootings didn’t happen or Jews were to blame for the ills of the world or anything.

“ Fugazi was a band with real morals that was a big part of their identity. Paramore is not that, so the comparison is bizarre.”

Everything that’s not the core Magic universe is Universes Beyond, according to Mark Rosewater. My point is Universes Beyond is Hasbro’s first shot at this kind of “pull in everything” crossover, and this Transformers movie cements, in my mind, that Wizards intends to make all Universes Beyond part of the “real” Magic…