That’s the AV Club going along with the story as fact, just like you said didn’t happen. 

Anyone who believed this story after:

https://www.avclub.com/empires-jussie-smollett-hospitalized-after-racist-homo-1832162436

lololol yes they did? 

“so therefore Repubs love kissing Putin’s ass. But wait: the Repub shitheads get on Biden’s case for not doing enough to assist Ukraine.”

Does this boat have a sub-boat inside it with all the parts of the first boat that aren’t already in play?

It was actually really funny. Well. If you liked Clooney in like, Men Who Stare At Goats. 

And the casting sucks honestly. Why is Kraven being played by someone who looks like a large boy? Why not like, I don’t know, Karl Urban? Like I know he’s busy but Sony got Tom Hardy and is presumably paying him Tom Hardy money. Also, like. Kraven’s Last Hunt is one of the best Spider-Man stories. Don’t give me Kraven…

And Joel “Egerton,” which they got wrong 2 or 3 times.

“And passing a note to the teller without saying anything is kind of like getting to the TSA checkpoint at the airport, pulling your .45 out of your waistband, and asking where you can put it. It just doesn’t seem like the best idea.”

1/2 oz. Irish cream, 1/4 oz. Coffee liqueur, 1/4 oz. Irish whiskey, dropped into half a Guinness.

Bite of burger > Jam 3-5 fries in mouth while chewing.

Yeah they literally had him waddle in one scene

Great, now all the AMC Stock dorks on Reddit aren’t gonna stop talking about what financial geniuses they are

Why admit any wrongdoing on the part of the English when you could just cry “racism!” instead? The fact is, the English aren’t speaking up about the continued colonization carried on by their country or revolting to put an end to it, so they’re complicit. Just like any inaction towards racism in the US makes you…

Dominos is the best national chain pizza (that isn’t Little Caesar’s, which is in a slightly different category imo) and it’s not even close. Papa John’s is trash tier, and Pizza Hut tastes like sugar. 

inb4 comments full of people saying “or just do it anyway, the ramen will kill you before the styrofoam, etc etc etc.”

Shhhh. The palates of children are offended. 

I mean, the English have the longest planetary history of racism. Their government STILL has places colonized, to this day. It’s not untoward to say “hey while we’re talking about your exports your biggest one every has been subjugating people” and it’s DEFINITELY not racist. Go be a monarchist somewhere else, and…

You can’t call “talking bad about the English” racist since English isn’t a race. That’s my point. Are you that clouded by your nonsense?