There is a difference between not being a bitch and spearing a guy in the nuts. Or in this case slamming a guys head into the ground like ten times because he made a joke about bad breath.

Crosby is just lucky that he is on Pit and doesn’t have to play against them.

Your first line means you should have stopped writing.

It’s hockey. Everyone has it coming.

Seriously, this is the kind of thing the internet was invented for!

If hot pokers to the ears is unintentional comedy, then the amps at Town Meeting go to 11.

Welcome to Massachusetts. Most of us aren’t knuckle-dragging Sully racists.

Now that takes heart *slow clap*

Hola former neighbor, lifelong Piscataway resident here. I love NJ

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

Very funny I might add

The lesson here is that if you have a daily quota of articles to post and its a slow news day you get to remind people of funny/bizarre events

Lesson is:

Power groan

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

The lesson here is that funny shit is funny, don’t pretend it’s not funny

Mr. Bannon, this is not Breitbart.

With tip, he made $774.06 for the ride. Unless the driver is grandfathered into the old rates, then it would have been $805.66.

There’s never been a supermodel lingerie party at my house. I own a PT Cruiser. Draw your own conclusions.

The same 2.7 league that continues to dominate Europe on all levels. Stop believing that garbage EPL hype.