if you have a spare finger while holding your burrito, you’re doing it wrong ...

Touche

Texas should be higher and your example of Guy Fieri garbage needs to be replaced with breakfast tacos. Eat shit.

I logged in specifically to “like” your post

You mean that Amazon dash button on his desk that alerts some poor admin to bring him an ice cold Coke?

Fuck you.

YESSSS

8 year old Drew is still angry about the 1991 finals

A gauloises and a coffee should really rank higher on the list, IMO.

Harsh but fair!

Turkish Breakfast....Google it....#1 in the world, by a mile

bullshit -

You are extremely right on Mama Dip’s

From the nytimes review (surely one of their finest moments):

Guy Fieri was born in Ohio and grew up in northern California. Don’t insinuate Guy has anything to do with Texas.

California is ranked way too high.

you forgot the donkey sauce

I would be perfectly happy if we don’t copy British surveillance practices...

No because I don’t hate myself.

I just assumed the racist was also fat, but then I realized I shouldn’t be prejudice either. Racists can come in all shapes and sizes!