They are the worst. Just the Worst.

People go to the KMart and steal nightcrawlers. They steal worms.

Do you remember when David Brooks could get an erection? Pepperidge Farm remembers

A Marco Rubio mask would surely spice up the sex life

He needs a Snickers bar.

Hey, that’s at least an order of magnitude less than FIFA bribes run historically. Reform is a process!

As always,

$1 million? small potatoes.

Definitely my favourite non-Canucks hockey highlight!

Stick around for the Giants.

AS A bruins fan you should know marchand does a lot of good off the ice

As much as Goodell likes to invoke the NFL “shield,” he would be smart to have an actual one with him on stage in Philly. Batteries hurt.

Bruins fan here as well...I was so pleased to see PK traded to Nashville, so I can love him as a player and not get caught up in the Habs hate...

I’m a Flyers fan. I’d be lying if I said we wouldn’t elect him mayor if he was here.

If we held a “Punch Brad Marchand in the face for $5" fundraiser, we could cure cancer with the proceeds.

Unabashed Subban fan here. The problem with Subban has always been that touch of Andrew Shaw he’s got in him. Off the ice, Subban is one of the very best both for his generosity as well as his sound bites. But on the ice, Subban plays a tough game. He has no problem getting dirty and scrumming with guys. Which,…

Wizards legend Michael Jordan, Raptors legend Hakeem Olajuwan, and Denver Nuggets legend Allen Iverson would like a word.

Hey, he had a few solid years with Real Madrid. Either way, the guy’s a giant of the game, just like Washington Wizards legend Michael Jordan.

How can Toronto afford to have 3 of the 7 highest paid players? MLS has a cap, yes?

Meanwhile, Freddy Adu wants to know if you’re gonna eat that.