He moves slower than a god-damned Ent.

Actually evidence suggests Messi has no idea how taxing those years really were

Which is just one reason George McPhee is now the first general manager for the Vegas Golden Knights and not still GMing the Caps.

It’ll almost be worth seeing my Caps get taken down if that happens.

Oh and the Capitals traded Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat. Let that sink in for a bit.

Take a look at what’s going on in the Central right now. Pekka Rinne has stopped 93 of 95 against Chicago and Jake Allen has stopped 114 of 117 (!) against Minnesota. That would be .979 and .974, respectively.

I’m sure NBC can’t wait for the St Louis-Nashville second round match up. Jake Allen was about to get run out of St Louis by the fans earlier this season and now he seems unbeatable.

Nashville isn’t a west coast team even though they are somehow in the Western Conference.

Look, there isn’t anything else going on in actal sports right now. Except for the NBA and NHL playoffs, and the start of the baseball season it’s a virtual news desert.

This right here. I respect Big Z for everything he’s done but it’s time to hang em up.

I hear you, except for the gender issues. My boyfriend faces similar issues with his ex. She “can’t afford” her child support... on a salary of $90k a year (hers is only $350 a month, because she’s theoretically paying for childcare - which she’s decided she’s not paying for the next school year). Her new trick is…

As a single dad paying 1600/mo in support while making about 65k/year, that guy sounds like a real piece of work. I’m sorry you have to deal with him. I’ll bet you he’s an Ayn Rand blow hard as well, preaching integrity above all else while refusing to exercise any himself.

your spouse is entitled to half the assets of a marriage. and quite frankly if this woman stuck by this insufferable blowhard for any length of time, she prob deserves every penny for that emotional trauma. If she shares any of the child rearing responsibility. He would probably have to kick in money for that as…

Yes, the child support system is relatively broken, although I must admit this particular scenario makes me not quite so sad about it.

Trump couldve spent 3 weekends at Mar-a-lago with that!! Sad.

Are you suggesting that the guys doing acrobatics out there are holograms? That seems like crazy person talk.

That wasn’t the point of his comment.

WWE is certainly not an MMA fight, an Olympic wrestling match, or a boxing match. But it is “real”, and the people involved work as hard at their craft as anybody else does. I am sure that the injuries these athletes sustain are “real”, the trauma physical and otherwise that the athletes endure is “real”, and their…

Which is why it is idiotic to pass it off as a “fun fact” on the website that broke that story in the first place.

Fun Fact: All TV shows are scripted just like wrestling. Mind blowing right?